Single filing
Official Dad Tax Citation
$7
A personalized citation for fry theft, snack confiscation, thermostat abuse, or another dad-level offense.
- — Personalized names and offense
- — Downloadable digital document
- — Ready to print or share
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Put family chaos on the record.
Personalized legal documents for fry theft, chore violations, screen-time appeals, and other serious household offenses. Download, deliver, and let the family group chat decide the sentence.
Instant digital delivery · Personalized for your household · No law degree required
Exhibit A
Our sworn statement
Personalized
Every filing uses your family’s names, offense, and chosen consequence.
Instant
Your digital document is made for downloading, printing, texting, and sharing.
Ridiculous by design
This is family bureaucracy for entertainment—not legal advice or parenting homework.
Standard procedure
From petty offense to official filing.
Family Docket gives everyday disputes the gravitas they absolutely do not deserve. The process is simple; the ceremonial reading is up to you.
- 01
Name the offense
Fries stolen. Thermostat seized. Dad joke deployed without a valid license.
- 02
Add the particulars
Personalize the names, incident, penalty, and other evidence for the family record.
- 03
Issue the paperwork
Download the finished document, serve it dramatically, and share the verdict.
Flagship file
The starter kit
A complete department for repeat offenders.
Keep Dad Tax citations, court summons, screen-time appeals, chore notices, sibling filings, and family complaints ready for the next incident.
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Choose your level of bureaucracy.
One legendary incident or a cabinet full of forms. Both arrive digitally.
Department favorite
Family Legal Department Starter Kit
$19
A 15–20 document arsenal for Dad Tax, chores, screen time, siblings, curfews, transportation requests, complaints, and more.
— Multiple household case types
— Reusable family bureaucracy
— Instant digital delivery
— Maximum group-chat potential
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Someone ate the last cookie. Act accordingly.
Turn the next household offense into a personalized document worthy of the family archives.
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